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capybaras being abducted

Patrick from spongebob is hilarious. Not sure if that’s his intention but he has me and my 9 uncles cracking up.

Sometimes I start to miss him again but then I remember nostalgia is a tool for promoting fascism

If we’ve had sex or even if you’ve seen me naked or hell if we’ve just kissed— I think I should be allowed to tag you in the comments to win something on Instagram.

bringing a real ‘get the hell out of my mouth’ vibe to the dentist that the professionals there don’t seem to appreciate

A mere 200 pints and I’ll have made back the increase in my daily bus fare! Thanks Keir :)

thinking of making a bundt cake tomorrow btw. if you’d get out of my business for one single minute

dear god can i not know a moment’s peace

what a weird ass year

now that everyone is talking about tv burp, has anyone else ever watched his previous show ‘harry hill’?? it had such a huge impact on my family that i thought a lot of the catchphrases were just normal sayings until i was 18, but i’ve never met anyone else who saw it 👀

international men’s day? so why isn’t there an international women’s day? ://

daily affirmations 1. i am goated 2. i can post on instagram it's okay 3. no one is out to get me

the sea is so crazy man. like what the hell is it doing there

trying to write more christmas themed only connect questions for the family boxing day quiz. pray for me

24 today

wrote a song etc

The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.

It bears repeating today: the women celebrating the UK supreme court ruling do not speak for me. History shows that the rights of women and the rights of trans people will rise and fall together. My safety as a cis woman will never spring from the persecution of trans women.

Thea Ralph