English major ctechno. And Fine arts major ctommy: "Theseus, can you grab me some coffee? I have an essay due tonight." "Yeah sure. Holdup though, I have a hand due tonight"

Probably this

Pinkie Pie has accepted Weird Al's "Yankovic's Pink Promise"! Congratulations!

driving my last goodbye

"Yoshi is so cute and Luigi makes me gassy"

Yet Paul's the one who died?

Who the fuck pretends to be a bicycle on twitter

My only issue with the new Anthology set is that they seemed to have left out one of the most important Beatles recordings ever, Paul brushes his teeth. Only shown once to the public by Weird Al

I can't believe the Beverly Hills Cop game is THIS good youtu.be/GsXdJJeMWEc

does anyone have a pokemon au thats like this yet #desertduo #goodtimeswithscarfanart #grianfanart

weirdaltwt, I got em

Because you're still using your voice...?

Why is this the one beatlestwt tweet to go popular. This is not a good look

why did this spread

#kriselle GIRLFRIEND (1/14)

they will never let this go

he got no song where he needs to do that