Wanker Anchor! RT @DanPiesley: http://j.mp/h3GY5p Call BBC to complain on 03700 100 222 pls RT and do the same #ukuncut

Congratulations to unrepentant doper and Olympic champion Vino. Heartwarming.

@3peaksrace Erm, I may be stupid but there doesn't seem to be an online entry link on the website...

Boys here have their Bingo cards ready for Oprah next Thursday. Just got mine twitpic.com/bu3qwg

@Joannemalinbbc I suspect Andy Gray would love that comment...

Please retweet if you'd like me to write to AW and Jason Henderson to explain the real reasons why we are a run not a race.

Another stunning endorsement for our Olympic prep. Helen Clitheroe has funding removed just before becoming European champion. Good call.

Just posted my run on runforjapan.com & sponsored #runforjapan to help raise money for the red cross appeal.

Turning 35 in 21 minutes. Please play Foo Fighters' All My Life #NECDJ

Good luck to everyone taking on 26.2 miles this weekend... chapeau :)

3 peaks done with Toms Training who produced about the bravest run I've ever seen. Walks it like he marathon talks it....

It's "D" day. Dubai to Durban then Death before DNF.

Arthritic hip? Check. Geriatric gait? Check. 8 x 400m? Somehow.

Alice is a 15 year old girl with terminal cancer her dream is to trend on twitter #AliceBucketList please help xx

Wanted - 1 new or near new right leg. Will trade own grandmother or cold, hard cash.

Don't you just love the ticket inspector who insists on pointing he is the "SENIOR conductor"? Who didn't get picked for football at school?

There was apparently no room for the word "out" in that last message. I am chastising myself for all of us.

@creature_dan that can't, will never be true. That is the scariest thing I've heard in a long time.

I'm so unbelievably grateful to Lance Armstrong & everyone at Livestrong for all they have done to help my friend with cancer.

00:21 and I've finally finished the VAT return. I wanted to be an astronaut....