I don’t want to waste the day, but at the same time I don’t want to go outside.

My dog is stressed as fuck because of fireworks. And this shit will go on sporadically for hours. 😠

On Dec 30 a litre of gas in Red Deer was about $1.23 a litre. Today it’s $1.30. Considering that there’s not the 13.6c provincial tax, that makes around a 20c increase overnight. In the 22 yrs I’ve lived here I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a big increase. They’re screwing us!

I entered this into an AI art creator.

I swear that the less people earn, the more people feel they don’t deserve it.

I’ve been playing with Microsoft Flight Simulator. It’s pretty realistic. I flew from Red Deer to Calgary along HWY 2 in an F18 at about 700 km/h. And I was still passed by a 1 ton towing a horse trailer.

Who would have thought that my birthday balloons would have caused such a fuss… ✈️ 🚀 🎈 💥

There is a precedent for calling them ‘balloons’. Just sayin’… 👽

Hey AIR MILES Reward Program , in your rewards catalogue one of that categories that you have bathroom scales listed under is ‘Fashion and Beauty’. I’m sure you would agree that someone’s weight is not related in any way to those categories.

This is how the dog was looking at me while I was carving the roast beef.

Holy shite balls

So what’s the income threshold that someone no longer qualifies for compassion?

These orca attacks on boats are like something out of an M. Night Shyamalan movie. I’m just waiting to see what the plot twist is. (Maybe climate activists in disguise?)

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Umm… can someone please explain to me how the hell it is September?!

Strands #12 “Old haunts” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

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Sure, it looks pretty, but we'll all wake up blind tomorrow and get eaten by giant daffodils. #northernlights