Submitted by Logan Samuels

@sgcw1111 what frat are you in?

Happy Halloween to all the 3-hole punch Jims and Book Faces out there!

"And then I said my dad's a lawyer so you better not touch me"😂😂

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Unpopular opinion Jesus was a shitty carpenter😬😬

Fun fact since Malcolm had three brothers technically he was not in the middle.... Bush did 9/11 and ur life is a lie.

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I'd have no problem If the Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials played as a lullaby every time Im trying to sleep

Craving a cumbys hotdog like nobody's business

Pretty sure the city of San Diego is sponsored by vans

Forgetting my passport in cortland is easily my biggest mistake of all time since going to Tijuana tomorrow is now out

In 40 years will textbooks have pictures of trumps tweets the way they have paintings of battles now?

How do people get straight A's in college? There's no way I can go an entire semester without fucking up just once and getting a 7 on a test

Drinking game: listen to country music and take a shot every time sunshine, beer, whisky, boots or good times are mentioned