Fine I’ll say it.....SOUL PLANE HIT THE PENTAGON!

“My buddy has a vape that taste like Mountain Dew”

Just “dog eared” page 3 of a 539 page book.

If you're curious about what goes into a standup set, or you are just into jokes about Fiona, Cincinnati, or children's soccer, then this is a really great video I recommend. cincyweekend.com/mark-chalifoux…

If you ever receive plasma just know it’s coming from someone who is willing to sell their bodily fluids for 40$

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There's a lot of junk you can buy on Black Friday, but there's only 1 place you can buy my merch, and that's Go Bananas Comedy Club . All proceeds from merch sales tonight go to Toys for Tots (I'll make sure those bell-wringing jackals from the Salvation Army don't see a cent)!

People give me shit because I always wear my class nose ring

I like my body temperature like I like my radio station 101.1 The Wiz with Russ Parr in the morning.

Working on the script for “Jenkos Chained” stay tuned!

Niche market but I wanna sell duster out of a duster

I only go to Korean Barberques

Man I️ been reading these books on tape recently. Shits fire 🔥🔥🔥

And now 2017 has brought us a black serial killer. I expected nothing less from this year. Can't wait to see what's next.

Pretty unnerving to see a man in his robe when you aren’t expecting it.

I’ve decided I️ wanna be one of those old dudes with no teeth

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