Updating my resume with this man’s pic 🙂‍↕️

I love my man so much—You know yourself 🙂‍↕️

I just cleared the most 🔥 verse for AG !! Wont be doin much FT’s this year but ive told ASA THIS SONG MUST COMMOT !! BIG FISH 🦈 WE ACTIVE!!!

Code is crazy One minute you’re pushing cool stuff for prod, next minute, you’re battling ordinary git authentication. Life really comes at you fast

This thing, I was on it for hours just because of an oversight. I cloned a repo from same git instance with SSH and it worked. But my ssh test wasn’t allowing the connection. Turned out my hostname url was wrong, I assumed it was gitlab.com like every sane url 😭😭

Darth McB milk first then sandwich. retard

I don't know if it is just the Americans around me, but I have tried using funny Nigerian phrases around these people and let me tell you, most of them didn't find it funny 😄 Because tell me why I told one “I want to be like you when I grow up” and he responded with -

Our intern after he makes an honest mistake that we don’t really care about

Hey guys, I’m now officially open to new roles. I’m open to SysAdmin, DevOps roles or any other role that requires my administration and cloud skills. I am a great person to work with and I have extensive experience. Kindly connect and refer me to any open roles. Thank you!

Onsite Days 🤭🤭

Having non-Yoruba friends is so cool until you’re playing and you call them adiye and they reply with ori e buru. Like, bruv, that’s a whole generational curse 😭😭😭

Do you guys have any hobbies other than programming? Like something that isn’t code or terminal screens? Just curious what keeps y’all sane

Peruzzi don dey write Perl

They know they were dead wrong for this #YOU

Definitely Red

A man doesn't truly love you unless he also loves your feet

I have great writing skills. I look back at some of my earlier articles and I wonder how I put my thoughts and findings together like that. I write empathetically.

His birthday is before mine

I think I am the only one who didn’t have any real ambition as a child. All I wanted was to be a tomato seller, so I could eat rice with it. 😩😂 Congratulations queen. ❤️

Mine was changing every market day. I wanted to be a lawyer, then a doctor, then a pharmacist. I honestly don’t think I had any set career in mind 😭😭