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Jim P.

@the1jimp

Just a chef. #FreePalestine 🍉🍉🍉

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calendar_today27-11-2011 01:56:28

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Poor, naive me… about to go through 9 dark years of medical work… about to lose everything that made him who he used to be

Poor, naive me… about to go through 9 dark years of medical work… about to lose everything that made him who he used to be
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I’ve averaged 1 ticket per hour in the kitchen at the bar. They were talking about closing the kitchen early, but the bar owner drank a bottle of wine and forgot.

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In the last 10 days, I’ve had my bike stolen (my primary mode of transportation), spent my rent money on getting my car fixed, and then had my car break again. It feels like the universe is telling me something…

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The bar owner where I work part time is getting mad at the employees for not promoting our shifts to bring in business. Meanwhile, he’s literally paying someone to run the bar’s instagram account and not post anything, and he doesn’t do any promoting himself

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About to take my dog out for her nightly walk *gunshots a block away* My dog looks at me nervously as I quickly turn off the lights *return fire* “Yeah, you’re pooping inside tonight” *More shots over the course of the next 10 minutes*

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My kitchen manager: “Yeah, the morning shift totally needs to top stock and clean the station before they leave.” My KM in the meeting: “Well, they can’t help it. They leave and like, yeah… you get it like you get it.”

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People posting their pictures of the eclipse with “Breathe” by Pink Floyd from “The Dark Side of the Moon” when there’s LITERALLY a song called “Eclipse” on the same album 🤣🤣

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A man died in police custody at a Texas hospital in 2022 after yelling "I can't breathe" and screaming for a drink of water, newly released body camera footage appears to show. foxsanantonio.com/news/nation-wo…

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I don’t like to go out on Thursdays because it’s karaoke, and busy and crowded, but I just saw the Mariachis pull up to the bar, and that woman’s voice…

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Every week, a server brings everyone bananas, even when she retired. Bananas every Wednesday. This week she brought them on Tuesday. Thursday, the transformer behind the restaurant blew out and we had to close super early. Coincidence?

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Thanks, San Antonio news for giving me a brief glimpse of hope as I read that headline. I thought, for a moment, that I might have hope, as a local resident, and pet owner, that my rent might get easier… but no… you’re reporting about California