i ain’t cheating but im ngl you can’t see my phone

am i the only one who just wakes up randomly one day and comes to the conclusion that everybody playing in my face and i need to be alone? or is it just me?

i miss the old days when it wont bout the Money or what someone got or what someone can do for you. back when shit and ppl was genuine Fr💯💯

me as soon as i get home:

Ron My Phone is more private than my private parts

The way white ppl dont be giving a damn about debt, just keep living theirs lives is kinda cool

Ron I be searching some crazy shit 🤣

hoes ain’t even eating so how you shit on me?

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class

Man when spooky season start?

i just had a job interview and ima just say this.. don’t lie on your resume. you never know wtf them people gone fuck around and ask you 😭😭😭😭😭😭

✰ jada ✰ mann ian never had a lie catch up with me so fast 😭😭😭 i couldn’t fold tho like at all 😩

My ex bf used to get mad at me for going out without him. but yesterday, my current boyfriend picked me up from the bar w a snack wrap, McDouble & my fav drink in the passenger seat, and said "you're so hot, omg I missed you".....girls never date a man who's insecure.

me and tha eater on our ipads like cute little ipad kids

Every disagreement isn’t an argument dumb ass dick head

no, i be trying to figure out why yall be doing it😭

BRE exactly I don’t need nobody to help me fuck my nigga tffff😭😭😭😭

Crazy moment, Bro Tapped The Vape 3 Times And Ended Up Incriminating telling on Himself To The Police Officer 😳

leaving philly td i’m sad