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This poster has finely let my 'real' name out the bag, that's right folks, apparently I'm an 'Alfie' 🤣🤣🤣

It's 2 weeks till 'A Complete Idiot's Guide to New Zealand' at theoldelectric as part of #Blackpool Comedy Festival! But doesn't that make it the same day as the Euros Final? It sure does! So I'm really glad we gambled on a 4:30pm show that kicks off a full 3.5hrs before...😅

The whole country knows what it'll be doing at 8pm Sunday..... but what are you going to do all day till then? Fortunately #Blackpool Comedy Festival has you covered with...... day time comedy shows!!! Inc 'A Complete Idiot's Guide to New Zealand' Tickets: idiotsguidetonz.com

It’s gonna be a messy weekend, Blackpool! Tix & info: blackpoolcomedyclub.com

Not many tickets left for tonight! Get yours at blackpoolcomedyclub.com or give us a bell on 01253 381381

There's the small matter of a month's worth of hosting shows at #edfringe2024 then it's down to Yorkshire for the final ever performance of A Complete Idiot's Guide to New Zealand!

Headed up to Edinburgh this week for a month's worth of hosting shows at #edfringe including programming this one! Already have some great acts dropping by in the first few days including Ray O'Leary James Roque and Michael Shafar to name just a few! #flyerfriday

The predictable answer to the question "which idiot thought it would be funny to go round super gluing googly eyes to all of my posters?" Is 'me'. I thought it would be funny to go round gluing googly eyes to all of my posters.... #edfringe

Just one week to go till 'A Complete Idiot's Guide to New Zealand' at The Old Woollen in #Leeds. A flight from Leeds/Bradford International to New Zealand takes 33hrs and costs over £1k. So why not save yourself a bundle and head to #Farsley on September 12th instead?

It's happening, we're doing it tomorrow, a show about New Zealand....but in #Yorkshire!!! Just for balance the awesome Eddy Brimson will be opening the show. Tickets: oldwoollen.seetickets.com/event/a-comple…

A few weeks gigging in the Mediterranean followed by Hull and Newton Aycliffe, so probably won't really even notice the difference....🙃

'A Complete Idiot's Guide to New Zealand' has been performed in some far flung places, but last night was the 1st time it's ever been performed at sea!!! I'm not even sure which country we were in at the time 🤔. Tonight we do it all again in 'Spanish territorial waters!' 🇳🇿🥝🇪🇸

One of these comics once woke up face down and shirtless in a carpark in Ibiza. Come along and guess which one....

Judging by that landing either it's still a bit blowy at Heathrow or our pilot is drunk. #StormDarragh

🎄 Hilarity Bites returns to Bishop Auckland Town Hall tonight (Friday 13th December) for a comedy festive special 🎤 Lost Voice Guy 🎤 Dean Coughlin 🎤 @SullySomething 🎟️ The last remaining tickets can be purchased from the venue ℹ️ hilaritybites.co.uk/show/bishop-au…

This post is just to confirm that I will definitely be MCing at the upcoming Hilarity Bites Comedy Club Comedy night at the Angel in Topcliffe, and any suggestions that I am in fact currently gigging in the Carribbean over 4k miles away is a lie. #UnrelatedPhotoAttached

Pretty excited for all my American friends who are about to be liberated from reasonable prices! 🥳 #liberationday #tariffs

Well this is going to be a big fat ball of rolling comedy chaos! 🤡

So let me get this straight. The UK government has taken private assests owned by a Chinese company into state control 'for the good of the workers'. Did we just do a communism to China? #scunthorpe

If I arrive on Saturday night with a black eye from a stray elbow in the pit, blame Manchester Punk Festival