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Happy Friday the 13th! 😜 Got a little theory of my own. 13 is the luckiest number of all. Have a good day! 😁

Duolingo did Trent Double-A dirty here! 🤣🤣🤣

Today is a very bittersweet Father's Day, for me. A year ago today, I lost the biggest father figure I ever had, my grandad. Tomorrow, my fiancée gets induced and I become a father myself, this week.

Look at the comfy cocks on #GMB, surmising what could've facilitated grooming gangs, as if they're the first people to discover this news. All while conveniently ignoring the decades they've demonised anyone who stumbled on it way before they were even allowed to speak about it.

This piece of accurate correction is precisely the thing that will get that news anchor sacked from TNI News 1. Good for her, though. Even normie people have had enough of the woke nonsense now.

Why depopulate when you can get people to depopulate themselves. The rulers of this world are stone-cold EVIL!

Well. Really, NOBODY should have them.

Tom Cruise and Demi Moore. Always thought they looked like they could be siblings. Surely I'm not the only one?

What part of Cov is Palestine in then? 🤔🤷🏼‍♂️

Glastonbury. The writing was on the wall in 2016, with Chris Martin's Brexit sissy fit during his entire set, but after seeing today's rallies, that place is now nothing more than a rotten hive of extreme-left hate. It's gone far too woke now. We all know what comes next. 😉

A bit? That's like saying that the Sahara Desert is a bit warm!

Lucy Letby being innocent and used as the fall guy is now the likeliest scenario here to me, which would be almost as disgraceful as if she did do it. If she did it, bury her under the jail, but if she's innocent, she should get millions in compensation for what they did to her!

Bitcoin people. Does the news today excite you, or terrify you?

5.20am. Up for the THIRD time tonight. Starting to feel a bit too awake to attempt a fourth sleep, in a new build which is currently TEN DEGREES HOTTER than it is outside. The joys of new fatherhood..... 🫩😄

I'd love a Tesla, probably more than any other non-supercar. Unfortunately, my bank says that I probably couldn't even afford a Tesla toy car! 🤦🏼‍♂️

Seeing as most supermarkets are now full of employees getting paid for online customer shopping, I think the logical step should be lowering prices for those who can be bothered to come to the store and do it for themselves. What do you think? 🤔😉

This country is full of false advertising. You can't get a curry in Curry's, boots in Boots, and the only thing you can get for a pound in Poundland nowadays is the company itself!

Still think that my new dating system is lot better than our current 12-month batch of nonsense. What do you think?

My weather app tells me that, from Friday, we will experience at least four consecutive days of over 30°C. I'm ginger, living in a top-floor new build with two French Bulldogs and a son who will be three weeks old. Please pray for us all! 🙏🏻🥵🧡