📚 Day Thirteen 🎁 #24DaysOfBooksGiveaway For your chance to win a copy of The Snowman And The Snowdog Activity Book, just RETWEET & FOLLOW by midnight on December 13th. International ok 🌎 #AdventCalendar #Christmas #TheSnowman

📚 Day Seventeen 🎁 #24DaysOfBooksGiveaway For your chance to win a copy of The Night Before Christmas, illustrated by Maggie Downer, just RETWEET & FOLLOW by midnight on December 17th. International ok 🌎 @AnnessLorenzBks #AdventCalendar #Christmas

Still don’t know where I’m supposed to put my arms when I’m sleeping.

How To Survive The End Of The World regenerates in paperback on Jan 10th, (Bit.ly/HTSTEOTWPB) but sod it let's give away some signed copies before then. RT this tweet and I'll use a fancy bot thing to pick 5 followers to hurl books at. Closes in 48hrs. You look nice today.

My favourite thing about twitter dot com is when you rewind a video back 3 seconds and then it no longer has sound for the next 87 plays.

I rarely actually tweet, especially about politics - am more of the silent retweeter - but after the chilling scenes in Parliament last night I just don’t think I can stay quiet anymore. There’s a group of young people and children that need to be spoken for. (A thread.)

Fuck wearing yellow. Fuck raising awareness. Fuck celebrities and politicians encouraging us to talk. We’re aware. We’re talking. But there’s no funds, there’s life-threatening long waits for talking therapies, meds are running out. Fund the NHS. #MentalHealthAwarenessDay

Weekend innit pic.x.com/hQxyTSwfGi

My 2 y/o disabled son with life-threatening conditions + a 24hr care needs is having his 60 hours of care taken off him. I couldn't cope on the 4 nights sleep I got when we had it. RIP to me and him. Thanks healthcare. 🏹 My Nottingham NottinghamshireLive BBC Nottingham

Do us a favour everyone and vote Labour so my daughters' school don't have to send letters like this home anymore.

May I ask you to watch this short video I made about the NHS?

"We try not to eat a lot in one day, even though most of us are really hungry." Almost 1 in 3 children in the UK are now growing up poor, like Cameron and his two sisters whose family rely on a food bank to help fill the fridge.

Don’t use this calendar year or decade to measure yourself against some arbitrary external definitions of success or failure. You’ve been doing the best you can and you will next year, too. I’m not a fan of resolutions but here’s one for 2020: Don’t be so hard on yourself.

COMMENT OF THE DAY: “The BBC needs shutting down” writes ProudEnglandier from Spain “because I don’t understand #OnlyConnect.” Victoria Coren Mitchell, this is all your fault.

Wise words from Rev Ben Flen (my dad) for those of you who still think you’re above social distancing...

Hollie has finished her rainbow 🌈 this morning Normanton All Saints CE (A) Infant School

So I own this. I love it, but I'd like to sell it with proceeds going to MND Association for Rob Burrow CBE. Influential people were asked to draw their journey using just one line - this is Kevin Sinfield's. Hand drawn and signed by Kev. As far as I'm aware, it's one of a kind.

Mary really needs help from someone: - under 50 - no heavier than 70kg (11 stone) - able to proceed with testing asap at St James hospital in Leeds Contact Kate here if you’re in a position to donate and can help as soon as possible m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

💖Okay here’s a MASSIVE Bunny Vs Monkey contest - win the whole BVM book series, including book 9 ahead of release, all signed and personalised, AND a £10 BVM book token! 🎉Just RT this tweet to be in with a chance! 🧐(UK only, I’ll pick a winner at random in a few days time!)