is it strange to be slightly jealous of an infant's eyelashes? asking for me, the person slightly jealous

mom: i don't understand why i run out of storage space so quickly her phone's photo album: 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽

i can't believe it's been TEN YEARS since darcy: lizzie bennet i’m in love with you lizzie: those feelings are NOT mutual darcy:

email from a bar organization i'm in cut off in an unfortunate place, so now my inbox reads, "from: young lawyers ass"

anyway, i'm on m@stod0n under the same username in case this place goes up in flames

seems like voting harder helps and we should keep doing it. weird, that.

amazon's serious response to my joke is now even funnier

The 2022 midterms in a gif.

were we wrong? yes. but in another, false way, weren't we right? i'd say absolutely

this is possibly the fourth elected official i've seen mention this? is taylor swift going to the be the reason politicians take on ticketmaster, on a bipartisan basis no less?!

once again, am on the mast site under the same username, i have absolutely no idea how it works, i heart you all

12:32pm: Follow me on Blempus. This looks like it's going to be the one folks. We're going to Blempus 12:34pm: It appears that Blempus uses your phone app to dial 911 if you attempt to upload a profile photo

we weren't allowed to watch the simpsons ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i've never been able to find something like the lbd lizzie shirt (yes, i've kept an eye out for ten years, don't judge me) but i DID find a blue plaid shirt with similar elbow patches and i'm counting it as a win

ok am i being paranoid or do sites/apps purposely put ads near things you have to click on for functionality so that you "accidentally" click the ad instead. alternatively am i being stupid bc everyone knows they do this

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i get every single post on hthis fucking website deleted by 2022