Thank fuck it’s Friday. 📷 Nathan Whittaker.

There’s a new moon tomorrow

This obituary is so hilarious. This woman who was a die hard Cubs fan passes away on January 19th at the age of 95. Check out what she wanted in her obit. Attn. #ChicagoCubs #TakeThat #BlessYouJoanneDeVrieze

After Jared Kushner’s comment about how the Strategic National Stockpile is not supposed to be for states, lots of people pointed to the fact that its own website says it is. The language on the website has now been changed. My screenshot from last night vs. one from today:

I cannot believe what I just witnessed. They pulled up onto the square with a police siren on and did this. #Louisville

A man just got into a flaming cop car and drove it down the street in Madison, WI

So can we all admit Colin Kaepernick was right?

I can imagine no other president in my lifetime failing to address the nation in a prime time speech during a crisis such as this. On the other hand, I cannot imagine another president whose words would be less welcome by so many of his fellow citizens.

Want to really stand for racial justice? Change your name.

Wait for it... x.com/ChryslerReal/s…

My old hippie friends, some of them too feeble to march, others forbidden by their spouses from being arrested, should contribute with what people in their 20s can't--money! I'm surprised I have to explain this to you doofuses. naacplegaldefensefund.org/campaigns/dona…

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

Justin Townes Earle 1982-2020

Me: No, baseball isn’t boring it’s actually a really complex sport with incredibly talented athletes who constantly impress me with their superhuman abilities Baseball: x.com/MLBastian/stat…

Congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden & Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!

Haha, no you didn't.

For what you’ve done for this franchise. For what you’ve done for this city. For what you do for the game. Thank you, Jake Arrieta.

I hear you wanna know who's playing the Sylvee this Fall... More to come April 30. Lotsss more. #openingfall2018

.Kyle Schwarber moving around like a shortstop out in left. 😱