“just get ready at my place” me:

The one that surpassed her father’s fame when she was still a pre-teen

i feel sorry for the generation who didn’t grow up with them

Not mine

the life I deserve

“sometimes people come into your life for no reason, don't ever try to see a silver-lining with it. sometimes they're just FUCKING useless” ~ Adele

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

"You can't erase people out of your life" Me:

this how he gotta watch tv

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

that terrible moment when you realize you're sick of all the songs on all your playlists

you are not leaving with that guy from the club sorry, we going home

i mean y’all forget you have mothers when you rape, insult, molest, stalk, abuse women.

Chlorophyll Protein 10K steps Protein Calorie deficit Ashwaganda Sweet potato ground beef 3L of water Hyrox Run club Protein Overnight oats Protein Chicken breast Seamoss Weighted vest Protein Protein shake Salmon Chia seeds

Me making sure the music on my story is perfect even tho nobody cares