“But the economy was soooooooo good when Trump was President” THAT’S BECAUSE OF BARACK OBAMA YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?

It’s only like people from literally every sector of remotely rational thought issued dire warnings

When Barbra “48hr 7min audio book” Streisand has no words left you know it’s baaaaad 😳

Regurgitating the same unchecked facts from the same dipshit podcast that every other loser dipshit listens to isn’t the free-thinking flex you think it is.

The first thing MAGA will do is dismantle the apparatus necessary for anybody to mount a serious challenge against them again. There will be an “election” in ‘28, but it will be perfunctory. We are a one-party state now.

For real though fuck stupid people.

My childhood home is under threat of burning down which doesn’t feel like a metaphor for anything

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

Just a reminder that we would not be in this position if the Supreme Court had followed the Constitution and enforced Donald Trump's disqualification from office for incitement of insurrection.

Donald Trump did absolutely none of the things people are saying Kamala needed to do to win. None.

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So anyway, this is why I was telling people to check out what’s been going on in Venezuela.

At the very least ima finally learn karate

lol I can't believe how easy my life was in 2019.

Mask & you shall receive. Free masks at Amoeba Music today until 5pm.

Well I will say the global warming catastrophe was a brief distraction from the impending dictatorship.

I dunno, maybe we shouldn’t allow essential things like air, water & communication systems to be owned & controlled by a handful of comic book villain-level assholes who are bitter they need money to access women

Fuck financial inequity everywhere except my baseball team ☺️💙

At the end of every season of RHOSLC I say to myself “Well that was fun, but there’s no way this bat shittery can ever be topped.” Every season, I am wrong.