pizza topping implies the existence of pizza bottoming

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when you turn 30 you think of the 30-year-olds who hit on you when you were 22 in a whole new light

if you're an adult yell-arguing at a child, you've already lost

breaking up with someone great

patriarchy robs men of a soft girl era

dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet

people with adhd also get the zoomies

listening to music while sitting on a mountain is my drug. that and adderall

errands outfit: hat, dress, sunscreen smeared fanny pack

you *get* to feel

being neurodivergent is fun because a neurotypie will try to pull a power move on you and you'll be like "ok anyway wanna talk about frogs"

how the world works

i found community in the comments section of a white noise video i've been playing in the background for 10 years

i have one friend that i send deranged memes to and another friend that i send delightful memes to. they will never meet

"just" a girl. "JUST" a girl. i wish. i freaking wish.

Watching wellness content veer into perfectionism and rampant spending is wild. Wellness doesn’t have to be expensive or aesthetic, and routines don’t need to have double-digit steps.

sometimes you have to yell out "what am i doing" to remember what you are doing

i think you stop partying every weekend in your 30's because you got it out of your system. now saturday nights are for yoga at the animal sanctuary

i wrongly assumed labubu was an abbreviation for lobotomy