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Tess Ashpool

@tess_ashpool

the better half

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calendar_today08-01-2018 11:27:42

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there should be a “huh?” button next to the like button so many weirdos on here, jumbled in with people who can’t write clearly

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heard a banger at my local market today. our cashier was getting teased good naturedly by the guys at the next checkstand: -him: we’re laughing with you, not at you (snickering) -her, deadpan: yeah? then how come I’m not laughing?