@tess_ashpool
the better half
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calendar_today08-01-2018 11:27:42
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3 months ago
so they’re getting it out of their system?
sittin' in the white house, ha ha ha!
2 months ago
Edgy!
laugh now, but groan next fall
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I imagined the Chatsubo in 1984. 41 years later, I opened the door. Neuromancer is in production.
“Homeland” oh interesting, by the way the Stella Artois logo is older than your country by 410 years
feels like we're extras in a prequel to Children of Men, with a little dash of Idiocracy to lighten the mood
there should be a “huh?” button next to the like button so many weirdos on here, jumbled in with people who can’t write clearly
a month ago
I’m not sure I’m 100% in love with this whole “private equity” business
Bob Golen mountain don't
cutting off your face to spite your nose
you mean … we have to govern? it’s not all photo ops and owning the libs?
people divining the contents of Epstein’s stuff like they’re discovering the double helix via x-ray crystallography
Lou Reed was always just effortlessly cool
15 days ago
When a recipe says to use unsalted butter it’s like Sure. Let me just run to the Less Yummy Store & grab some
13 days ago
giving new Gilded collection by Haribo
6 days ago
heard a banger at my local market today. our cashier was getting teased good naturedly by the guys at the next checkstand: -him: we’re laughing with you, not at you (snickering) -her, deadpan: yeah? then how come I’m not laughing?