What part of I will definitely fuck trans women if they’re hot did you not understand?

Had to promise my mom I’d stop trying to eat her pussy when she falls asleep. Similar situation when I was 5 I would drink her coffee whenever she set it down

Everybody wants to suck my dick

It’s so much easier to trim your toenails when you’ve got trench foot

Has anyone ever considered white men should be medically masturbated to calm their hysteria?

Cold donuts? Are you trying to insult me?

Refarted beans

Pouring hydrochloric acid into my gaping asshole to rejuvenate it

I don’t care about anything my job is literally microwaving rats

Everything you say to me takes me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to bust

How have they not caught my wife’s killer after all these years - the murderer

One person on here makes me wish we would’ve dropped a third atomic bomb at the end of WWII but on Hawaii

I wore Finn Wolfhard like a sock on my penis

$61 for 11 gallons of gas? Let’s fucking goooo!!!!!! I will not be leaving the house until gas is reasonable again.

Got absolutely rocked by an intern because I accidentally stepped on her Gucci slides

I’ve only ever seen one pornographic video, but I’ve watched it over 30,000 times