What's wrong, my child~? You want to leave..? I'm afraid that's quite 𝙄𝙢𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚~

Oh goodness.. Thats my son's.. *She'll be saving this for later..~*

Oh don't mind me, darling. I'm just catching up on some reading (smutty romance novels).. My robes..? Well, it was getting a little hot, and...

Is this what you wanted to see, my child~? It's okay, you can touch them..~

(Sorry everyone! Mum has been a lil busy lately, travelling across the country and stuff. But I should be back now xx)

"Are you lost, dear~? You look lost.. You should probably come with me, I'll take you someplace safe~"

It's seemingly joever for me until I can verify my age on here.. Damn UK laws.

*Desperate bleating* YOU'D NEVER LEAVE ME, WOULD YOU? YOU CAN STAY WITH MUMMY FOREVER! I LOVE YOU! STAY AND HAVE SEX WITH MUMMY EVERY DAY! PLEASE!

Mummy had too much wine last night and passed out drunk.. ..Surely no one would take advantage of a woman in such a compromising situation.. Right~?

"Blegh.. Sa..salty..~"

"Child is.. is this really a popular dance in the human world..?" *twerk twerk twerk* "And do I really need to do it with my knickers pulled down and.. and my boobs out like this..?" *twerk twerk twerk*

*Drunk (no surprises there), she mistakes you for her ex-husband.* *bleat* c'moooon Fluffybuns *hic~*, for old times sake~~ you know how much you used to love doing me up the buuuutt~~ *hic~*