Crab five sweet 16. THIS SHIT MEANS SOMETHING TO ME

Wow ladies what a win. Let me know whose place you guys are celebrating at!

College park staple “Town Hall” is seeing its final moments as it’s being demolished. Sad!

Soemthing special is happening today. #cumintheswamp

“Oh my god it’s TFB can we get a picture??” They all scream Please don’t treat celebrities like animals. We don’t appreciate it.

“Yea bro I swear she wants me one more lap and I’ll talk to her”

Something special is happening in college park. #buzzing

“Bro I’m gonna caption this ‘take me to gods country’ it’s gonna bang”

Fuck.

Getting rebooted rn

Sometimes it’s just you and a pound of ground beef on Sunday night and that’s alright

I’m meeting her parents today

One last 40 hands

I just installed Jarvis on my costas

yall thought I was joking?

So apparently today’s commencement speaker “Kermit the Frog” was not actually Kermit, but a puppet portraying Kermit… What other lies are being propagated by the university?

This thing has a serious fucking staring problem

Never kill yourself.

Job offer secured, meat on the grill, ice cold beer. Can’t beat it with a stick

She left me