i hate it when i can hear my eyelids when i blink

my mom had one job, keep that bitch in the mouse trap, what did she do, accidentally let the morherfucker go

the kids miss u come home

i hate when i accidentally turn on dnd, please disturb me im lonely

andie replying to my tweet but not my text is my 13th reason

vina in bed before 12am? someone look outside pigs must be flying

me and andie didn’t talk all day today ):

i thought my klarna and afterpay habits were bad until my coworker told me she had $5000 worth of them at once

beefing w me when im 23 and about to be your supervisor is why you’re 32 and still live w your parents

new pfp + one more ! 🥥

i fear that i may have an obsession with croc charms

my mom asking me to do something right after i walk in the door after running on 4 hours of sleep is my 13th reason tbh

ugh i had the best day today

happy fall y’all 🍂🍁

Gf who loves her stuffies 🔗 bf who is now the dad of them

you’re the risk, i’m gonna take it. ♡

energy >>>

i do not like seltzers but i want a cute little sipping drink..

i love that she just pushed the bear LMAO