Sometimes I randomly remember there’s a kid on this planet whose grandpas are Tony Hawk and Kurt Cobain.

Fuck you Nico.

Missed this last night, but The Viper made his big league debut. Good guy, now a former dude.

Kohl was just fantastic tonight. Pure pitching from the big lefty outta Wylie High School. Crafty af. Serious tempo, changed speeds, moved the ball around.

Absolutely. Corpus rolls them out every once in a while because that private equity firm from Chicago can’t erase history. Lol.

Kids meeting their heroes.

The Bear’s decision to give Richie a redemption arc rather than serve as the show’s biggest adversary resulted in one of the most inspiring episodes of television I’ve ever seen. “Forks” is 35 minutes of TV that never fails to give me goosebumps. This episode is all heart.

🚨 Walcott Homer 🚨 His second of the season pads the lead! B3 | FRI 3, CC 0

Fuck you Nico.

CRUSHED BY CARTER! The E-Train take a 4-2 lead after Evan Carter's three-run homer. #Rockin25 | #RRExpress

…and Bam Bam Walcott is 2-3 tonight. Currently sporting a .284/.865 line as the youngest player in the history of the universe.

A month into the season, only 4 teams in baseball have been worse at hitting than the Rangers. And only 4 teams in baseball have been better at pitching.

Because the Rockies might be, rather quietly, the worst run organization in pro sports. Ownership gets away with it because they finish middle-of-the-pack every year in attendance thanks to their diehards and a nice, downtown ballpark.

Josh Smith and Raising Cane's were born in Baton Rouge in 1997. I'm grateful for both.

How can you not be romantic about baseball? 🥹 KJ2🐺 hits a GRAND SLAM while his father, Keith Jones Sr., is in the broadcast booth, and your Spartanburgers lead 9-5 going to the 4th 🤩 🎙️ Listen to Jones Sr., Ian Unsworth and Andrew Selover on the call ⬇️

Never forget how special 2023 was. 😂