30 year old Ian McKellen would have ruined my life.

Reminder to those struggling with #mentalillness that whatever you're doing to keep afloat is more than enough. My mama just put frozen food in the oven & threw away the rubbish. Super proud of her! It was a lot for her today, and it was a big achievement. #MentalHealthAwareness

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

Ahh. Comfortable naps. When your base is Mama’s lap, you half hang off the couch, and prevent yourself from headplanting into the carpet by holding on to the edge of the coffee table. #CatsOfTwitter

NO, REALLY, YOU DON'T SAY, JEFFREY x.com/JessicaValenti…

Mamas are the most comfortable pillows. #CatsOfTwitter @lolly__willowes

Good morning everyone except from anyone who for the past 2+ years fed us extensive media profiles of neo nazis who are just sad, “economically depressed” disenfranchised white boys.

👏 Caitlin Moran on women who call themselves not feminist:

Same.

In case you missed it. Cecile Richards opened up about ‘surreal’ meeting in which Ivanka Trump tried to ‘bribe’ her: bit.ly/2GyzYOw

Donald Trump thinks that all those whose fingers are pointed at him are somehow enmeshed in a nationwide mass hysteria—that they are a heaving mass of gullible, deluded goodwives. But women know better. Women know what a witch hunt really is. bit.ly/2q8YFuK

The Forbidden Fruit, or, The Time Auntie Cameo Brought Daffodils to Mama and Mama Won’t Let Me Eat Them

I’ve read a lot of snarky stuff about Cthulhu. But he ruled honestly, beating the drum of his belief in shouting and killing and reveling in joy and a reimagination of the world as living death. He didn’t hide. He put his ideas in stone and articulated them. There’s honor in that x.com/jonallendc/sta…

White people would rather think aliens built landmarks than that brown people figured out architecture and astronomy

What’s What with Spock: Orcas Spotted in the River! thetelltailspock.wordpress.com/2018/04/23/wha…

I look extra handsome in the sun! ☀️ #Glasgow #spring #CatsOfTwitter

Had a lovely day in the sun with my mama! Stay tuned for this Wednesday, friends, when we'll have a guest column up! And I'll be back to my regularly scheduled columns starting Wednesday, as well!

THROWBACK THURSDAY: This week, a guest column by Katja B. on asexuality and gender! thetelltailspock.wordpress.com/2018/05/10/thr…

Mama thought I was chasing a bug--nope! I got a bauble off her socks that @clynchfantasia bought for her in London. A treat for Mama is a toy for Spock!

What’s What with Spock: Men Need to Stop Killing Women thetelltailspock.wordpress.com/2018/05/21/wha…