Elephant garlic never forgets to go in my mouth.

@davidhohenstern were you expecting an overnight fedex? If so, it was delivered to my address.

@modetojoy seriously, what the fuck happened? he only wanted to go a different route?

Does new DM album redeem suckage of previous 5 LPs, or should I begrudgingly save $ for tour tix even though they'll be playing mostly shit?

Just completed a 2.91 mi walk with ASICS Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a2tdxz9 #RunKeeper

Esta não é a sua conta, pare de tentar redefinir a senha. Se você quer que ele tão mal, eu aceito todos os principais cartões de crédito.

This is not your account, stop trying to reset the password. If you want it so badly, I accept all major credit cards.

Achieved a new personal record with ASICS Runkeeper: Duration... bit.ly/159fHWY #FitnessAlerts

Just completed a 2.99 mi walk with ASICS Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a32tkjj #RunKeeper

Just completed a 3.36 mi walk with ASICS Runkeeper. Check it out! rnkpr.com/a333tz2 #RunKeeper

ElCuicoChileno FYI - Asylum, your #beerandtacos location was raided by APD this morning & shut down by licensing issues. It's padlocked.

Looks slick! Hope it ships in summer as planned. Yay less cards! Pre-ordered my COIN today! Follow me to glory at onlycoin.com/?referral=jwLZ…

Viva Croatia!

Viva Mexico!

#midwaypubworldcup #eavelectricalgridsucks #nopower #popupstorm

Abaixo os brasileiros! Vamos Alemanha! Down with Brazil! Let's go Germany!

#ineedtoshave instagram.com/p/5vTF61pZIT/

#BREAKING: Domo announces its $50 million investment fund for partners - starting with Big Squid! #DP16 🐙