No. That’s a manipulation tactic. Either she wants to or she doesn’t

If she wanted you she wouldn’t have told you about her boyfriend. It’s you not her relationship that’s in the way of you getting with her. You suck.

These are all the same person except the fuchsia hair

watch all the people in the exit only lane cut 20 minutes of traffic from the decent people, that’s an allegory for something

i’ve been laughing about this for twenty minutes

True about 80% of the time

Driving while eating rice pudding

Am I the only one who saw that aerobics lady explode into a puddle of bloody goo on live TV during the New Years Show???

I legitimately think I’m at the point where I’m going to start vetting people based on if they can comprehend the story of films I love.

Here ya go

honestly i can’t afford to fuck around anymore. i see u little happy onion

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MUSIC PIRACY IS SO BACK

Everytime the eating disorder tries to get me, I remember this. 🥹 blessed

Bush lovers are cool cause they don’t mind if it’s shaved. Shaved lovers are weird because they mind if there’s a bush

juju 💰 We LOCKED in.

If you wear ankle socks I do not like you and I don’t trust your opinions.