oh i didnt know either :/ rip to the namesake of my stuffed animal cat i got in the hospital bc when i was waking up from the morphine i asked “why are we all wearing small hats? and what about george foreman?”

get in the zone , trazodone

Hey Trainers! We have exciting news that we will have additional registration spots opening up for Las Vegas this Thursday (10/2) for the sold out divisions! Please use the original Rk9 links below to register when registration goes live again this Thursday at 7PM PDT!

realizing that pokemon pocket is pocket monsters pocket and getting irrationally angry

got kicked out of the dmv for pulling a hatterene which is what i call it when you go to get your real id wearing a flesh-colored wizard hat and insist its part of your head so no you can’t remove it and yes your height is 6’11 what’s the problem

my mom says if you knew about the special delivery box before it sold out and didn’t tell me she hopes you sit in a thousand piss chairs

is there a word for rhea ripley fans and don’t say bisexuals

why trust in the lord when u can lust for the tord 🥵

here’s my annual free halloween costume idea: sabrina magikarpenter

therapist: long crotch mega starmie isn’t real he can’t hurt you long crotch mega starmie:

misread “lost pet prevention” as “pet loss prevention “ and was like call me too woke but i dont think they should have dogs working security at the Ross dress for less

“you’re so quiet what’s on your mind?” shadow the hedgehog on barricade at linkin park:

why are the hotel z curtains made out of oogie boogie

pokeduels once again tearing families apart, currently arguing about this

idk what to play for vegas, might just play hooky instead

just saw an as seen on tv ad for something called “legxercise”, which is first of all an incredible name, featuring a clip of an elderly person animorphing from walking outdoors one second to sitting on the couch using the contraption the next. and they say cable tv is dead

hey girl is your name r1 bye bc holy shit i want you so bad