Dallas is second to last in 3Fg% and last in O3Fg%.. can’t guard the perimeter and can’t shoot from there either😭

The team record argument for Sonia ROTY genuinely might be the funniest because the Mystics were a 9th seed last year, added not one but two lottery picks, and are currently a 10th seed 😭 the way people talk about wins you would think they’re the Dream or something

my dawg

that's actually horrible

this being an article 😭😭 bro... I don't even have a joke, this is funny on its own

MAYBE START WITH HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Polymarket Hoops Through 28 Career Games: Caitlin Clark Paige Bueckers 497 PTS 526 PTS 232 AST 150 AST 223 TOV 58 TOV League's in good hands

unserious

seattle saw the sparks lose a game and said "they need to keep those playoff dreams alive, so we'll lose one too"... amazing

lyss and nai since they left dallas:

oh, to leave dallas and play with real basketball players and be coached by real coaches... I want that so bad for my clients paige bueckers and maddy siegrest

everyone who lives dallas acts like they've escaped guantanamo bay... you have to laugh

paopao rookie of the year? co-roty with paige? 4-way roty with paige, sonia, and kiki? does roty even mean anything anymore?

girls, what the fuck is happening on this game?

I might actually end up on international if chris koclanes isn't out of a job at the end of the season