"india ho ya bharat main tou karunga shararat"

One of my favourite pastimes is to bring a piece of magnet and metal together and not let them meet.

4 stages of relationship in college

Things are usually simple. When Asad asshole Ture was injured, Faezu Fraudiya and his wife went to his house. They never went to Arshad Sharif's mother. I judge assholes by such simple tests. No further tests required.

VIGO’tta believe it.

Tee Thats 87.99 percent too much

When you already know no one’s planning to come

I can do a bigger #VirtualJalsa if my voters accept virtual biryani

They couldn’t improve their bowling so they took away the bat from Khan 😂

Darte hain bandookon wale aik sexy Chairman se

Ayaz Amir has called Nawaz Sharif the “Ustad Chahat Fateh Ali Khan” of politics 😭😭😭 I just can’t 🤣😭

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Crooks se chalta hai?

Turns out Shah Mehmood Qureshi embodies all the traits we anticipated in Asad Umar.

This idiot was calling the Kenyan President for Imran Riaz? Lmao this guy so incompetent he calls McDonalds for Mighty Zinger

He means to say ‘mai Pashto mai bhi zabardast jhoot bol leta hun’

Oath taking ceremony of PM Imran Khan will be held at D Chowk Islamabad insha'Allah. Your vote on the 8th can make it happen #VoteToGetKhanFree #ووٹ_ڈالو_خان_نکالو

I live in Lahore. My Voting constituency is in Karachi. I’ll fly to karachi to vote. All must vote.

Bilawal has suddenly turned against his Nawaz and Shehbaz uncles now after his Around the World in 80 Days journey as FM in their govt. Political duffers.

My name is Khan and I am not a terrorist. Moreover, the SC has pronounced me Sadiq and Ameen and I am coming after them crooks!