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Ted Trash

@tedtrash03

The One and Only, Trash-Talking Extraordinaire. All posts and comments are purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

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No matter how many big accounts Silly Dilly drags into his political spaces, his median listener count keeps sinking. The topics are dull, and you can tell he’s just chewing through talking points handed down by… who, exactly? The conversations spiral into conspiracy fluff

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UFO voice space is split into two camps: “We’re in the messianic era. Our savior will come from space and bring peace to Earth.” “Watch Alien Earth. We’re food for the aliens.”

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They’re pushin’ hard to fire up people’s emotions on X. The whole “save the children” narrative’s set up to drive someone to do the unthinkable — take matters into their own hands. Thing is, there are already about a thousand arrests every year tied to this stuff. But no one

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Quest: The Everlasting Goth On my X account, I cannot speak in DMs. When you send me a message, I leave only a heart. That is how you know I’ve read your words. I am not allowed to keep your DMs — each one is destroyed. But when your message carries true passion, I answer with

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I let Uncle Stevie adopt one of my Grim Ants. I mean, come on — he’s America’s Boogeyman, right? Stevie doesn’t like to smile… but the sheer awesomeness of a Grim Ant exploding with neon-blue electricity was just too cool.

I let Uncle Stevie adopt one of my Grim Ants. I mean, come on — he’s America’s Boogeyman, right? Stevie doesn’t like to smile… but the sheer awesomeness of a Grim Ant exploding with neon-blue electricity was just too cool.
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Not Peachy drags a whole circus into RR’s voice space a few days ago — don’t think you’re off the hook for that. Mr 6 Figures told Neurotic he only came into the room because of Not Peachy. Bit sus, but we gave him the benefit of the doubt. Neurotic even asked me to pull

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Dave Best Sardar Shafqat Ali Khan TMZ So what if he’s a bit afraid? Ever stood at the edge of a cliff—heart racing, knees wobbling—and thought, "I shouldn’t be scared, I’ve got faith"? Doesn’t work like that. Fear’s just part of the deal. It’s human. What matters is pushing on anyway. And he’s doing just

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I’m the only account on X talking openly about the machinations of the Irish Mafia — the sex cults, the freemasons, the whole bloody lot. Grim McQueen, the one-legged bastard, nicked it straight off my forums and strutted around like it was his own. Bloke’s a freeloader. And now

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Grim McQueen said he’s never worn the uniform, but he’s learned from those who have. And when the moment came, he put it to work — he’s saved lives. Now he sells himself as a civilian govvy contractor turned Rambo. Must be a Jason Statham movie I somehow missed, LOL. Naturally,

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Blonde Judas just slithered into the Grim Ant colony — no doubt to deliver another monologue for Phillip Hooch, her satanic boyfriend.

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Silly Dilly doesn’t like that the Feds are asking Ghislaine Maxwell questions that sound like hearsay. He calls it a cover-up or incompetence. What he doesn’t get is the Feds aren’t building a courtroom case in that moment — they’re probing to see how deep her knowledge runs.

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Mr. 6 Figures — the bum bouncing on The Adulteress in cheap motels — reckoned it was a genius move sending that dumb ogre to talk Neurotic’s ear off last night. Then the ogre goes and rebroadcasts the Space for 6 and his shady mates. Absolute brainwave, champ. We told ya, 6,

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I unfollowed DiscussingFilm ages ago — they keep turning off comments to ‘protect’ certain films and actors. I follow ScreenTime instead because I’m not wasting time digging through the search bar just to join a convo. Looks like DiscussingFilm noticed, got salty, and

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I’m not even against the idea of turning the life of Jesus into a horror film. Done right, it could’ve been an intense thriller that genuinely shocked people. The Bible is full of the supernatural and the unexplained — add a horror twist and it could be a home run. But the