PLAY THE MF SONG 💙♾️ Let’s work🏁

New trend on X: Virgins are slandering the player they secretly fear the most by comparing him to some bum on their favorite team. "Paolo Banchero has them writing essays like he stole their girl." - Brian Windhorst

Nick Wright: Paolo to me has proven way more than Chet. Kevin Wildes: Chet has a Ring. Nick: I don't think Chet in Orlando would have done what Paolo did. Kevin: If Paolo was on the Thunder he'd be the third. Nick: No, he'd be their second best player. He's better than J-Dub.

Thank God it's only preseason, because we are playing that way.

The Orlando Magic remain undefeated in Jase Richardson Era of Basketball!

The Orlando Magic just went undefeated in the preseason. Last time that happened… they went to the Eastern Conference Finals 👀

Desmond Bane is 100% from 3 for the season so far! #makeitmagic

I still can't believe the Orlando Magic replaced KCP with Desmond Bane

BREAKING: The Orlando Magic win their NBA Cup game against the Boston Celtics! Here's the leaked video of Coach Jamahl Mosley's halftime speech to his players.

Repeat after me: FUCK THOSE PICKS! #MAKEITMAGIC

We all agree that Desmond Bane is an Allstar right? #NBAAllStar

Desmond Bane giving you 37 means he unlocks his ‘yeet the ball at whoever is pissing me off’ perk again.

Anthony Black might end up going 2nd in a 2023 NBA Redraft.

Top 5 Greatest Art of All Time: 5: THE BIRTH OF VENUS BY SANDRO BOTTICELLI 4: THE CREATION OF ADAM BY MICHELANGELO BUONARROTI 3: MONA LISA BY LEONARDO DA VINCI 2: THE LAST SUPPER BY LEONARDO DA VINCI 1: ANTHONY BLACK DESTROYS THE MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES BY JAY KIM

Anthony Black will end up being the 2nd best player in the 23' NBA Draft. His growth is crazy considering he's the 6th man on a fully healthy Magic team. The guy you will cry about in the comments is either a 1 way player, can't shoot, starts, or has big stats on a losing team.

Weltgawd: Paolo will drop a 30 piece soon. Paolo: 30 points. Magic fans: “See? I told y’all.” Brother… YOU were y’all.

Shout-out to Paolo Banchero Paolo Banchero on becoming the Mayor of Miami!

This Magic x Duvin collab is hard. 🔥 In person Saturday at Kia Center, online Sunday. But the hat and "Is This Anything?" shirt being in arena exclusives is the part people need to pay attention to! 👀

Be mad about the season if you want, but Friday isn’t about that. One game. Win or go home. This team needs you more when they are down, not when they are winning, so make it loud! If the building is quiet Friday, that’s on us.

Shout out to Charlie Villanueva! Bro said Paolo for Giannis and P5 started hooping like Milwaukee is the last place on earth he wants to go to 😂.