I hope Jacob Wright goes on his socials tonight and calls some #ncfc fan a knob before crashing his car pissed. He should be picked for the team on Saturday then.

What the hell

Hey what’s the odds for a Norwich relegation

Two of the days I'm looking forward to in the NEAR future. 1. Rickie Collins transferring! 2. Adrian Autry getting fired!

Eh???

We let this demon walk

Ok so does Duffy have compromising info on attanasio or

Fuck off

Are we back???

Makama may have actually chosen the wrong club

Oooh look at me I’m Wednesday I survived my crisis and now things look good Fuck you

My takeaways from the attanasio canary call 1. Attanasio is a man of patience, which I mostly welcome, but why sack jht then idk 2. Ben Knapper, Zoe Webber, and Anthony Richens have a LOT to answer for 3. For some reason, everyone at the club believes this will turn around, why?

@ British ppl where the hell can I find plain Cheerios that aren’t a gazillion bucks

Why is my life like this

NO.

Brits pls save me I need plain Cheerios in my life

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Interesting direction to go this season. Last season you could even watch the press conference live. Now it can't even be reported. This is days after our owner basically said the club's comms has been shit. #ncfc

I give up

Oh!