just needs to Groww a little more #techroastshow

this year it’s burning woman #techroastshow

sorry, I only have time to attend a single hour rave #techroastshow

beauty and the beast (you decide who is who) #techroastshow

he’s not getting a return offer #crowdstrike #techroastshow

India! The siren song of Bangalore traffic is too strong. We miss your soft beautiful money. We are CIRCLING BACK! October 18, 19, 20 -> Bangalore October 25 -> Hyderabad October 26 -> Pune October 27 -> Mumbai Get tickets: l.sociallyinept.io/india

Time to google a new job! #techroastshow

The plaintiffs M. Brunner and J. Fry began to suspect something after their petite Japanese girlfriends sent them pictures of feet that were “huge and hairy like a hobbit's."

Nintendo has confirmed that the new Mario Kart will cost $80 upon release. Experts worry this might be a taste of things to come after the new tariffs Trump announced against the Mushroom Kingdom.

A federal judge recently found Google guilty of operating an illegal monopoly Google responded: “No results found for ‘illegal monopoly’”

Pokémon is now selling live sized plushies that you can have sex with. You’ll have to figure it out on your own though because they aren’t actually designed for that.

The Social Security administration recently announced that they will communicate VIA X. In other news, the IRS is accepting your tax forms exclusively via Snapchat and the DOD is screaming at you in a Fortnite lobby.

finally got to tour the Amazon offices 💛

there are people out there making only a couple thousand grand TC 😔 so we made our tickets cheaper use code HASKELL for discounted tickets to our July west coast shows and see us live (the half Asian guy will come this time too)

Hey heads up, hr is sending us to India to deliver an in-person update regarding your employment status. It’s not going to be a long meeting. Grab a time here: l.sociallyinept.io/india-sync

someone put us in contact with soham so we can invite him to our shows in India in November

I’m not worried about this AI thing

Happy Diwali! Use code TOOBRIGHT15 to get a discount on our India tickets See us live in India 👇 l.sociallyinept.io/india-sync