Autopilot... This is your moment.

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You know he's only walking around with that kid so that people have to guess who shit their pants.

We did not authorize or condone the White House’s use of our song “Closing Time" in any way. And no, they didn’t ask. The song is about joy and possibilities and hope, and they have missed the point entirely.

Want to know more about her platform but so far... Captain Marvel vibes, LFG

#WhiskeyLeaks

Leavitt has nightmares about Collins

He's pretty great.

My next friend is going to be a Malinois, or Whippet/Malinois. LFG. We're gonna break all kinds of shit.

Still one of the best Surfer illustrations in existence imo. Joe Jusko nailed it.

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Literally incapable of touching anything without breaking it.

The presumption that she's ever shut the fuck up is required for this headline to make sense.

Sorry not sorry to my streamer friends, but no one is losing viewers because some rando in your chat mentions their stream. You may as well call someone out for self-promo for having a purple checkmark and saying "Hello".

"Chess.." 🤣 These incompetent fuckwits couldn't manage Connect Four. Tacky deportation porn for soulless blowhards with something to prove.

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This fucking mutant is sprouting botox horns