At the shop I was helping out a little girl and then she asked to take a picture with me because she said I looked cute 😭

Due to gay, I am only talking to females for the month. Males and straightness will have to wait until next month 💅

After working two jobs, I don’t look bad at the end of the day

i wish i had a drone so i can show you guys a parking lot completely filled with teslas. 75% are cybertrucks

just spent 1k on concert tickets and its not even in my town lol oops

Came out top of my class yet still a bottom

New tradition of mine is every other week I go to the movie theater for Mystery Movie Monday. Won't know anything until the movie actually starts

its Independence Day remember to eat your local Mexican and if you dont have one, ill be your local Mexican

5 days until halloween and i havent figured out what the heck im gonna do. need my trash can to be dressed up

oops i stopped taking care of myself and now hair is falling out and jeans are getting tight but in all the right places

You're hired. I'm gonna need you to call me thnx

its so cute to think about that e-couples are gonna be meeting for the first time at twitchcon ;-;

Couldn’t find anyone as crazy as me to get a matching tattoo with a stranger 😔

For you fuckers that were irl live-streaming twitchcon, i hope you miss your flight 🖕

Just got home from Cali and now going back for the weekend ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ kms because i hate cali ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

lowkey dont care about my party and kinda rather go to my favorite bar and gamble 💀

This is the best day of my life I got a free taco “for being so patient” 😭

Stupid coworker revealed to ME that she has my present for tomorrows surprise party. my surprise party. for my milestone birthday. that i had no knowledge of...