your 20s are fun until you realize

Imagine eating porridge at Nans 🤢

Don’t reincarnate me as nothing dawg when I’m clocking i’m clocking OUT

This volcano pussy and you can tell him i said it

Super excited to be back on the course tomorrow 👨🏻

Allergies started this game on a 21-0 run and haven’t looked back. 713-0 late in the third quarter, all their starters are still in, morale couldn’t be lower on this side

Two straight minutes of shit that’s nastier than your mom’s mustache.

Historically low amounts of fun being had

Tony Gwynn

VLADDY. JR'S. ASS. IS. A. WAGON.

Nike refuses to sell Redskins gear until they change their name while they make shoes in sweat shops in China 🐸☕️. Weirdos.

This account sucks

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why not just tap my nuts with a hammer, red sox

Looking forward to Joe Biden picking his VP candidate. Also looking forward to Joe Biden finding out who his VP candidate is.

Good morning from the suburbs.

THE 2020 HOUSTON ASTROS AIN’T THE 2004 BOSTON RED SOX!!

Today I am reminded of how those early season Red Sox off-days hit me.