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DabiDekuHawks

@tcdabidekuhawks

fan account | DabiDekuHawks = One brain cell and a whole lot of chaos | sometimes shippy, sometimes gen | Guest appearances from Shintodo + dadzawa | 🔥🪶🐇

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Dabi: What do you think butterflies taste like? Izuku: Bad. Dabi: How do you– Izuku: You asked and I answered. That's all you're gonna get.

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Izuku: I'm peeling those sour gummy strips into long strings and putting them in energy drinks to make something I am going to call "battery acid spaghetti." Will return soon with the results. Izuku, later: Don't do this. Aizawa: At what point did that sound like a good idea?

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Izuku: That's when I thought to myself, "Don't think, Deku. Act!" Hawks: So you weren't thinking? Izuku: Not at all. Izuku: I cannot emphasise enough how little I was thinking.

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Dabi: My childhood has left me a sad and lonely man. *Izuku appears* Dabi: What are you doing here? Izuku: I'm the sad and lonely man your childhood left you.

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Aizawa: We can have a nervous breakdown later. Everyone get it together. Izuku: Ok but when we do have our nervous breakdowns I'm going first.

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Izuku, upon getting OFA: Somewhere out there, there's an apex predator. I want it to know I'm the NEW apex predator around here.

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Mirko: So why do you do your paper work in the gym? Hawks, sipping iced coffee whilst watching Izuku do squats: For the aesthetic? I dunno

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Izuku: If you don’t shut your autistic ass up I’m going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Dabi: OH- WE’RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW?

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Izuku, holding up a pill bottle: Yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others Shouto: Ohhh... Izuku: You have to say AND, not or. Shouto, taking notes: AND others, gotcha. Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILD!

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Dabi: Being the little spoon when you’re taller is the best because it's like wearing a backpack that loves you. Dabi: Also I have no other option, because Izuku always wants to be the big spoon to assert dominance.

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*Izuku watching strange unsolved mysteries* Hawks: Whatcha doing? Izuku: Seeing how many of these were me. Hawks: … How many have you found so far? Izuku: Around eight, but I’m still not sure about this last one...

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Hawks: If anyone hurt you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth so that they could face justice. Izuku: If you asked, I would turn on every person in this room without a second thought. Aizawa: You guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other right?

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Shouto: Who's that? Izuku: Oh that's Shigaraki, he doesn't like me. Shouto: And who's that? Izuku: That's the Precepts. They don't like me either. Shouto, points at All for One: Who's THAT!? Izuku: Let's just assume for a moment that everybody here doesn't like me!