Hawks, looking at Izuku: One day I'm gonna put a baby in that man. Mirko: How? Hawks: I don't know, but I'll figure it out

Dabi: What do you think butterflies taste like? Izuku: Bad. Dabi: How do you– Izuku: You asked and I answered. That's all you're gonna get.

Izuku: I'm peeling those sour gummy strips into long strings and putting them in energy drinks to make something I am going to call "battery acid spaghetti." Will return soon with the results. Izuku, later: Don't do this. Aizawa: At what point did that sound like a good idea?

Izuku: That's when I thought to myself, "Don't think, Deku. Act!" Hawks: So you weren't thinking? Izuku: Not at all. Izuku: I cannot emphasise enough how little I was thinking.

Dabi: My childhood has left me a sad and lonely man. *Izuku appears* Dabi: What are you doing here? Izuku: I'm the sad and lonely man your childhood left you.

Aizawa: We can have a nervous breakdown later. Everyone get it together. Izuku: Ok but when we do have our nervous breakdowns I'm going first.

Izuku, upon getting OFA: Somewhere out there, there's an apex predator. I want it to know I'm the NEW apex predator around here.

Mirko: So why do you do your paper work in the gym? Hawks, sipping iced coffee whilst watching Izuku do squats: For the aesthetic? I dunno

Izuku: If you don’t shut your autistic ass up I’m going to turn on the ceiling light and make it so you have to get up to turn it off! Dabi: OH- WE’RE DOING HATE CRIMES NOW?

Izuku, holding up a pill bottle: Yeah so they only give you the good shit if you say you're thinking about harming yourself AND others Shouto: Ohhh... Izuku: You have to say AND, not or. Shouto, taking notes: AND others, gotcha. Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILD!

Dabi: Being the little spoon when you’re taller is the best because it's like wearing a backpack that loves you. Dabi: Also I have no other option, because Izuku always wants to be the big spoon to assert dominance.

*Izuku watching strange unsolved mysteries* Hawks: Whatcha doing? Izuku: Seeing how many of these were me. Hawks: … How many have you found so far? Izuku: Around eight, but I’m still not sure about this last one...

Hawks: If anyone hurt you, I'd hunt them down to the ends of the earth so that they could face justice. Izuku: If you asked, I would turn on every person in this room without a second thought. Aizawa: You guys know normal couples don't say these things to each other right?

Izuku: Are we still on for tomorrow? Dabi: You mean for our wedding??? Izuku: I’m just making sure.

Shouto: Who's that? Izuku: Oh that's Shigaraki, he doesn't like me. Shouto: And who's that? Izuku: That's the Precepts. They don't like me either. Shouto, points at All for One: Who's THAT!? Izuku: Let's just assume for a moment that everybody here doesn't like me!