Peep this cat

The way my dog eats watermelon is everything 😂

What kind of person needs 14 pairs of Nike shorts, apparently me

Oh shit! Posty Fest in Dallas in October. 🙋🏽‍♂️

I really love the 🤪 emoji. It’s so diverse. Am I having a mental breakdown 🤪? Am I fucked up 🤪? Am I being wild 🤪? Am I being sarcastic 🤪? Am I happy sad 🤪? The POWER this emoji holds, wow....

There’s always that one drunk frat guy that chants “USA USA USA” at a firework show

It’s only July and these tweets are already comin in hot x.com/pmpkincreep/st…

Occasionally I walk all the way across my apartment complex to check the mail and I forger my mail key

Twitter needs to let u edit tweets

I wish I was a soundcloud rapper so I could get a face tattoo :/

Happy birthday to my favorite Texas country singer! Stay wild ole son!

How many pillows do u sleep with

Please make this go viral

I just cried

Is it acceptable to go sleep in my car on my lunch break #Monday

#thegoodoldays

My pop socket fell off and now idk how to hold my phone anymore

I will type u and you in the same sentence and not even realize ¿?

I get so hype when I see my tan in the shower and then I go outside and I suddenly look like Edward Cullen