When your parents say you can sleepover at your friend’s house lol.

having offline friends can be so humbling. you'll send them a horny chain text like "JOE BI🏳️‍🌈DEN👴 HAS OFFICIALLY‼️ FALLEN OUT😱 OF THE TREE🌴" and they'll respond with "haha what"

i’m not working as a reporter rn guess i’ll just make brunch and do my little gardening projects on today a normal day much like any oth

Current vibe of the Democratic Party:

I talked to several meme academics & political shitposters alike about why Kamala-brat-coconut-tree memes have caught fire + how we can contextualize the precarious power of political memes jess rauchberg, phd alex 🐀 ryan Alex Turvy techcrunch.com/2024/07/23/the…

i’m literally never on here but if you’re at xoxo this week say hi

in lieu of haunting this particular liminal space, find me elsewhere bsky.app/profile/tayhat…