Vacuuming the whole house and Brantley literally followed me into every single room chasing the vacuum. What is wrong with my son 😂😂

I’m sure some won’t agree with me on this, but spankings insure that your children don’t turn into assholes 🤷🏻‍♀️

someday I won't have to prove 'cause somebody will see all my worth #TheWreckers #Cigarettes 🎶

Heated steering wheels are the greatest inventions 🙌🏼

I have absolutely zero patience for people who run out of gas. GO TO THE FUCKING GAS STATION.

Payton: I think Bobbo 🤙🏻 put black top at my school. Me: Why do you think that? Payton: Because I saw black top and that’s what Bobby does 😂

That Laffy Taffy

Payton stopped calling Jeremy “hoomie” and he’s pissed.

My daughter is the funniest, sweetest, most loving, perfect little human. I love her so much❣️

I shop WAY too much at Target.

Driving by all these car dealerships this morning, and I would really hate to be the one that has to scrape all the snow off the cars lololololol

Everyone with light colored eyes feels my pain, while driving with snow on the ground and sun out. #blinded

This snow can stop any time now 🙃

My son likes to show me that he loves me, by sticking his hand in his mouth, and slapping me in the face with a hand full of slobber 🙃 thanks dude!

“I like your smile mom, that makes me happy” -Payton Ugh that girl melts my heart and knows how to keep her mama goin’

if some girl texts my boyfriend “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored” I will personally bury her alive so idk ur choice

You ever sneeze so hard your contact almost comes out 😅

My give a damns busted

You think stepping on a lego is bad...try walking through a dark room and stepping on your dogs deer shed, that’s true pain!