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Wish John “Matchplay” Parrot would stop staying Matchplay. He’s saying it more times than football commentators say Kop when dippers are at home.

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Scottish Scousers are quiet tonight 🤣😂🤣.

Yeah you’d expect her to be a Liverpool fan wouldn’t you or SS .

Imagine paying £34 to watch Oasis live, traveling to Wembley which is a cunt of a journey mid week when nowts on never mind when theirs an event on. To not be able to hear them, because every cunt around thinks it’s a karaoke bar. Every video I’ve seen is ruined by pricks.

SS have won league after one game 😂🤣😂 they’ve got no competition what so ever, the league is a joke it was bad enough 20 years ago when it was a two team league but now it’s only a one team league it’s ridiculous. pointless league.

Wow. Bradford 1-1 Barnsley

Barnsley’s equaliser vs Bradford City this afternoon from an unreal goal from inside his own half by Reyes Cleary 😮 Goal of the season contender!! 👏 #BCAFC #BarnsleyFC

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This Paton on #darts must have taken a suitcase size of a wash bag to Wolverhampton shes had same trousers on all week if she’s done same with her knickers they’ll be worth a fortune on here.

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All these animals on AI videos look like they’ve just had a bath .

Do you reckon if Kevin’s mum had been able to get a flight from Paris on Christmas Eve, she’d have ended up doing circles in the Sky with the plane running out of fuel. whilst John McLean was down below sorting out a bunch of cunts ? .

Conor Hourihane - Barnsley aren’t a top 6 side and won’t be next season because of the financials Alex Revell and Stevenage -

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Spot on Spike .

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