i was on a date last night with a guy i’ve been seeing and i thought to myself “wow this guy has no idea how mean i am” and then i realized it’s because he hasn’t done anything to make me have to be mean and i love that

He spent his entire life disparaging immigrants, disrespecting women, and blaming black folks, only to get shot in one of the whitest places on earth.

“he’s a father and a husband” a lot of bad people are fathers and husbands. most of them actually.

jesus isn’t going to protect your kids, gun control is

i teach at an elementary school in evergreen. those kids that were shot at were kids that i’ve coached, are siblings to my students. thoughts and prayers don’t mean shit until something is done about this

uber driver sending dick pics on insta is a new one

you know what would really hit right now? the rapture

someone needs to try again and not miss

don’t ask me to hang out at the end of the month, this is what my checking account looks like

let’s play is he specials needs or just drunk

y’all got a favorite ex?

what i would do to be a stray cat

before i am a girl, i am a hater

something about halloween coming up got me feelin a lil freaky

in traffic like none of these people know i need to poop

i actually grew mine out

NO ONE CARES THAT YOU RAN A MARATHON I’D BE MORE IMPRESSED IF YOU JUST WENT TO THERAPY