FARTANE destroys steel and other alloys

Airhead - Building Alkanes My FARTANE (H2S) is pure hydrogen sulfide—it destroys steel, which is why I recommend it. It also has a truly refined aroma that only real connoisseurs can appreciate. It also features one of the most prized numbers, reminiscent of the most important chapter in the Bible—2:69.

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Genesis 2:69 And the Lord said on the sixth day: 'Let there be a fart, that the earth may know stench and humanity awaken from its slumber.'

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You've heard about #BRC20 You've heard about #Runes But you haven't heard about #Alkanes For years, people have been trying to add functionality to #Bitcoin First, domo pioneered the ability to create tokens directly on Bitcoin Layer 1 with BRC20. Then, Casey

Creating an account just to post about farts was a brilliant idea as an alternative to therapy — I feel better than ever. 🏴‍☠️FARTANIUM🫐

Seeing utilization increase on the Bitcoin protocol is positive .. An interesting consideration, for those paying attention, is that the compute represented by these transactions runs outside of bitcoind, and we can drive value into L1 without harming consensus perf

Have there already been mints that were completely free from RBF bots?

If you’re curious what creating smart contracts on Bitcoin looks like — it’s something like this.

I created a new mint smart contract called Acai, based on the free-mint.wasm template. Unlike the previous Goji contract, Acai adopts a new approach to protect mints from the public mempool. The contract no longer requires non-standard transactions; instead, it explicitly

Lawrence🧪 Building Alkanes This is merely a demonstration using the mint contract as an example, showcasing what’s possible within the environment developed by Oyl | Building Alkanes The feasibility depends on the specific needs of your project and the potential damage MEV could cause. Rules restricting operations to

It's funny that I spent a ton of days on low-level parsing of the Bitcoin block binary format so Acai could fit within the fuel limit, and you're worried about 5 lines of code to check the address and value

Is all of this really moving toward the creation of specialized mining pools?

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🏆 WINNER ANNOUNCED! TANGATA wins $4,250 in $BTC + 200 $DIESEL for the Rebar Shield × Alkanes The Bitcoin Conference Hackathon Challenge sponsored by Rebar Labs & Oyl | Building Alkanes Acai is the first RBF-resistant WASM smart contract on Alkanes and Bitcoin Layer 1 Congratulations!

Fartanium was literally designed for this kind of shit from the very beginning, I honestly don’t even know how I’d counter it myself.