Lack of arts schemes for working class will make UK theatre whiter and posher, director says theguardian.com/stage/article/…

Friday 27 September. Iain Stirling (Iain Stirling - new show RELEVANT on sale now!), Jen Brister, Tamsyn Kelly (Tamsyn Kelly), Pravanya Pillay. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛

Can't wait to do the show in this room. So excited to take it on the road, too! All tour tickets here: livenation.co.uk/artist-stuart-…

Just got caspered (ghosted on bumble BBF)

Getting kicked off instagram has actually properly set back my income lol. My friend tried to make me a new Instagram page and no dice. It's so strange linktr.ee/alisonspittle

Friday 27 September. Joel Dommett, Jen Brister, Pravanya Pillay (Pravanya Pillay), Tamsyn Kelly (Tamsyn Kelly), MC James Gill. Always Be Comedy at The Tommyfield, Kennington. Tickets: alwaysbecomedy.com/tickets 🩷💛

OK IT'S TIME TO POST THIS AGAIN! I've got a list of approx 400 female comedians who are regularly performing on the pro UK comedy circuit. I've updated it so EVERY ACT now has a link to their website, agent or profile on British Comedy Guide. Enjoy 💕 docs.google.com/document/d/1zC…

Want just chips for dinner (is this brat?)

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but Tesco express has had its day

Hay fever in September because of woke

My bf: im going for a run Me: yes, you’re right, me you and the dog should go for a walk

My family are losing the plot. Grandma’s in hospital, she thinks uncle James is called Pedro. I said to mum, where has she got Pedro from? Mum: “I knew a horse called Pedro once, probably that” TLDR: grandma thinks her son is a horse

Got punked on this podcast and kicked off about the nations biggest issue

Some people you would just randomly do anything for. Would absolutely guard Konnie Huq with my life

Told my mum I’d been resistance training and she said “yes. That belly doesn’t look like where a baby might live”

📣 EPISODE 125 OUT NOW 🎙️Marc Jennings Stuart McPherson Tamsyn Kelly are joined by returning guest Fern Brady!

Asked mum if I’m getting any inheritance from my grandma and I’m very excited to announce: I’m now the owner of two candle sticks, one of them’s wonky

Finally had the opportunity to play the character that’ll help me become part of the Pop culture scene of the 2020’s. Thanks to the hilarious Sam O’Leary

wyd this Thursday?? JOHN KEARNS (John Kearns) headlines Bush Hall in London, joined by Ed Night, Daman Bamrah and Tamsyn Kelly as MC ✨ Tix at seetickets.com/event/bush-hal… (p.s. why not enter code TAKE20 and see what happens 👀)

Told my already diagnosed friend I was going for my ADHD assessment this week but I’m worried I’ve just wasted money and she said “Aw that’s sweet”