BIDEN 2020: HE WON'T TRY TO KILL YOU

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... sextoyreviews.uk/bondage-equipm… #Bdsmlove #bdsmqueen

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What... What am I looking at here?

Bit nipply out there isn't it? I said what I said.

Mulled wine, anyone?

Get her a Christmas present she'll actually enjoy this year... sextoyreviews.uk/we-vibe-nova-2…

Say what you want about ice being a pain in the arse - it's really beautiful out there. From in here. Where there's heating.

The 'for you' feed should just be renamed 'people you don't follow who you'll want to argue with'.

QOTD: Do you use sex toys? Please only vote in the category that fits you best (this tweet if you identify as female, next one for male, next for non binary - sorry there are limited options, but that's Twitter).