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I don't understand cropped sweaters.

Not sure how the producers of This is Cake on Netflix managed to find real things that look fake as hell, but it's enthralling.

Did I just start a knitting chart at the top even though no knitting chart has ever been written like that, and then proceed to knit 5 rows before noticing, so now I have to pull all that out one stitch at a time so I can start over? Maybe. Maybe not. No way to know.

I have discovered tie-dye tutorials. They are oddly inspiring.

"Shelf-stable half-n-half" indeed. I'm not checking the expiration date because I'm a coward. I'm drinking it anyway because I'm am idiot. If you don't hear from me, you have my permission to be smug about my death.

Shout out to the karaoke bros who get HYPE for every one of their bro's songs. It's charming and delightful.

Are romcoms getting better, or have I just aged into the target audience?

I've taken up yoga because it's exercise I can do while sitting down.

Dipping a peanut butter and jelly sandwich into homemade whipped cream is the best idea I've ever had. I feel like a Real Man of Genius.

Velka noticed that I was not carrying a bag of dog poop, per the sign's instructions, and decided to help me out with that.

Not the same thing at all. My disappointment is immeasurable.

I feel like I'd bake more if I liked things made of egg whites half as much as I like the things made of egg yolks. Like, lemon curd? Delicious. Meringue? Disgusting.

TIL people really line up to get into the Goodwill the minute it opens. Not me, though. I wait in my car like a respectable person.

Not sure how they know, but my neighbors must wait until I load Zoom to start doing yard work.

I'd never been to a drag show, but this one seemed like a good one to start with.