telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing

You ever a talk to 2 people and then you narrow it down to just 1 and a di wrong smaddy yuh pick? Jesus wept.

Driving to work thinking about when I was in my pajamas at home doing nothing

Dear Diary I don't want to go to work tomorrow

Headed to my job after barely working last month

There is NOTHING I hate more than the “we used to have fewer shots” arguments. Yeah, we more immunizations now because it’s 2026 and medicine has evolved and ADVANCED. That’s not a bad thing.

no job pays me enough to come back on time from lunch 😭😂

simpler times

Me missing ALL the requirements:

I don't wanna be that parent but I'm on a Zoom for some PEP information session with the MOE and I just wish they're more inclusive of other religions. Not every meeting needs to start with Christian prayer. I say this respectfully as a Christian.

TMZ staged . he saw everyone saying he cheated with a man lol .

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when it’s finally your turn to be an adult and suddenly the economy starts getting worse and the price of everything goes up

Every chance I get

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

i want a salary without having a job

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year” Me on Monday, January 19th 2026: