i know that first time vanderpump rules binge when i see it. he can’t leave the house, he just saw stassi slap kristen. he’s about to meet dj james kennedy.

how my friends found me after the guy i never even dated

When I was a kid I wanted to pull these freaks apart like a wishbone

sierra bought some whipped cream the other night and every night since then, scout screams at me until i let him lick a tiny bit of it off my finger 🥹

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

i regret to inform you all that it is a pop punk fall

just took my first p**p without tiktok……… this is criminal

i fear she may be ready to get back in her twitter era

i am so resentful of the fact that liking edm means you have to use soundcloud

me when i get married

if i was in victorious i don't think i would've had the capacity to forgive robbie for robarazzi

i spent like 25 years of my life thinking in-flight wifi is one of those things i thought you had to make six figures before you could afford until i decided to check randomly and realized it’s literally $8

sorry but this man pulling out a to go box from pei wei to eat on this hour long flight is psychotic

i love when kids make small talk like grown ups like why did a 14 year old at my job look me in my face and say “thank you for squeezing me in on such short notice!” 🥹 like okay, miss ma’am!!

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