#singlelife

Don’t be afraid to create the woman you want to be. Be selfish with your time. Be selfish with your energy. Be unapologetic. Be that bitch. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 #selfcare

"Jealous of women who look sexy as hell with very short hair. I'd look like a Pizza Hut manager who needs to drop a few pounds" Megan

"Megan: Tabor Hutchins Common White Girl: here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store"

"HOT FUNNY WOMEN: I just called to see if your Facebook status was about me." Megan

"HOT FUNNY WOMEN: I wish cake went straight to my boobs." Megan

"Live Healthy: Trying to hit that DMV weight hahaha pic.x.com/jkEf6dOlXq"Megan insert "Frankie" where it says "dmv"

"Common White Girl: Mom's on instagram be like "how do you zoom in" pic.x.com/64iGzEYGrf"Megan further than our mom got on instagram

Bite Into Bakerella’s Cookies & Cream Cheesecake Bars greatideas.people.com/2014/06/20/bak…

"Laughing: My face all day everyday pic.x.com/VMicsA8KQm" Megan All day Errrday especially @ dogs.

“Tim Peeler: Seems Wake County Public School System also canceled Duke's offense.” Megan

"amb0rg: OKAY BUT?????? pic.x.com/tnuAIyxMXA" Rebecca Lamb

Yeah.... NO. Megan SET x.com/wweparkman/sta…

Never booking with #AmericanAirlines again. 2nd trip to NYC in a row I've dealt with a canceled flight. Can't blame a 4hr maint. On weather

Mike#5 and his associate at #staples today really hooked me up! #customerserviceforthewin 😄😄

Parenting win: I am officially doing something right, tonight my 3 yo told me he didn't like me anymore.