one pig. twenty-five tile laying truthers. who will win?

no one: literally no one: me: let’s play a board game, dw it won’t take long *pulls out 47 components and several scoring tracks*

The five stages of learning a new board game: Denial Anger Bargaining Depression Rodney Smith

Mafia Blitz is live! kickstarter.com/projects/marki…

hierarchy of needs (board gamer edition)

the perfect number of players is always exactly one more (or less) than you currently have.

please bro

that uncomfortable time between people arriving and the board games beginning.

worker placement games prepare you for dating: by the time you know what you want, it’s already taken.

(Monotone German accent): Velcome to ze annual euro game awards. In third place ve have "Market Stall" - an innovative new title from Alexander Pfeister about selling resource cubes und accumulating victory points. In second place ve have "Cobblestone Paths" - a nice little

you can't have it all

I am committed to proving this wrong, but I am also guilty of all of these.

what his favorite board game says about him

busted.